I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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