I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think your dad took our porno
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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