If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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