Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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