We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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