Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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