with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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