I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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