Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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