Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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