i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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