it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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