it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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