if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
please don't ironically join a cult
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