my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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