I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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