why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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