Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
this beer tastes like vomit already
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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