Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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