I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
time to smoke my breakfast
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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