Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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