Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I cut my penus on the lid.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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