he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My ATM looks so different sober.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
