We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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