They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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