he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
