CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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