Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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