I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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