Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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