I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He better not be in your backpack
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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