She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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