Some milfs here doing some blow
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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