I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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