Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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