did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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