I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You need a sexual gate keeper
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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