I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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