so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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