Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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