What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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