She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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