he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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