If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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