i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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