apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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