she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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