So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm both gender and math confused
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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