STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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