yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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