omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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