There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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