i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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