Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
