I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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