i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I supernannyed him into submission
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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